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“I’ve been reliably informed that I don’t have a heart because you stole it.”

sherlylikeswaffles: After reading about how upset Martin is for all the hate Amanda gets and with series three coming nearer, I wanted to say some things. The photos of the last slide are from the We support Amanda Abbington I know that there is actually

canicurbutthole: request: I won’t put my own finger in my ass, so you’ll have to settle for someone else doing it - Chandra Lol, how are you ever gonna get a buncha big dicks up there then?! Thx 4 sharing nonetheless!

“What… I just asked the if they’d help me get out of these laced up heels. You know how hard they are to remove when I’m sober… and I’m preeeeetty tipsy right now, so I need their help. Isn’t there a game

darkside699: Tasty that’s what sluts are for, doesn’t matter how much you spend on getting dolled up. How much money you spend on clothes . Under it all your just a soft weak little cunt , you and all your parts there to be grabbed and used. By any

fitnessgyro: thinspocean: acceleratedfitness: no matter how far you are from your goal, dont give up. keep working hard and keep your mind set on reaching it. It will be well worth it when you get there. GOOD LORD Lmfao

wetwhiteslut: carbonsmudge: Holy shit, Smudge. May I eat now? Wait your turn Carbon. There are 3 other cocks to fuck before you get to lick up my cunt. I love how he pushed deep and cums in her. Wish it was me!

fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME goats are a government

fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

lock-me-up-make-me-serve: “Is there a reason your mouth isn’t feasting on this succulent pussy yet, sweetie? Your hesitation is going to cost you an additional week in the chastity cage. Now get over here and show me how sorry you are for disappointing

aardvarkianparadise: Samus Booth-kkake 2160p There are only two rules to booth-kkake: Don’t ask how you get in. Don’t think about the physics of all the bodies behind the wall. Yep. This is what we ended up with on stream. Was decidedly something

fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

feathered-dragoness: dragonofenergie: “Why do you flinch so hard?” Maybe there was a time when someone wasn’t kidding when they swung at me. yup. right up there with “why do you get so panicky when people raise their voice?” males

boldlygobones: ofmckirk: #even in the bloopers there are lens flares (via deannastroi) #it’s actually canon that bones threw up on him#can you imagine the glee in jim’s voice every time he gets to tell this story#about how his best friend became

aardvarkianparadise: Samus Booth-kkake 2160p There are only two rules to booth-kkake: Don’t ask how you get in. Don’t think about the physics of all the bodies behind the wall. Yep. This is what we ended up with on stream. Was decidedly something

foodslumber: fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME omg

domtopv2: Good. Take off my shoes. Kiss my feet and tell me how lucky you are to be in my service. Get me a glass of wine, and lay so I can use your pretty face as a foot stool. When I command you, go to the bed, lube up your pussy and wait there. Your

domtopv2: Good. Take off my shoes. Kiss my feet and tell me how lucky you are to be in my service. Get me a glass of wine, and lay so I can use your pretty face as a foot stool. When I command you, go to the bed, lube up your pussy and wait there. Your

fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

natalieironside:Taxonomy is fucked up. You start out at “This is how our animal friends are classified and how they’re related to each other :)” and then you dip one inch below the surface and you get “There’s definitely

fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

These are the stockings my family puts up every year. Can you guess which one is mine? It’s a bit tricky since there’s no bears but they’re in order of age so if you know how old I am in relation to all my siblings you can probably find

whatisitengland: fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME goats

matt-delancy: “I think I get it. Who are you going there with?” he asked before the lights flickered. He saw her get the pizza and put himself up grabbing his wallet. “How much was it?” he asked once she was facing him. He had

fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

ponett: I love Transformers very, very much, but if you didn’t grow up with it, it can be a daunting series to get into. There are dozens of cartoons, hundreds of issues of comics, and a bunch of distinct universes to worry about. To an outsider, how

fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

In life there will always be a reason to keep going, even when you are not sure what's waiting ahead, because no matter how dark the night gets, there will always be a beautiful brighter day awaiting if we never give up.

fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME goats are a government

fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

bunnies-and-porn: rickyhitler: Birds are so lame. There they are, up at the crack of dawn screaming “i haven’t died over night and that makes me strong. Have sex with me please” How desperate can you get I never realised me and birds had so much

domtopv2: Good. Take off my shoes. Kiss my feet and tell me how lucky you are to be in my service. Get me a glass of wine, and lay so I can use your pretty face as a foot stool. When I command you, go to the bed, lube up your pussy and wait there. Your

getoutoftherecat: get out of there cat. you are a cat not dirty laundry. how did you even get up there and into the basket without knocking it over? i would compliment your acrobatics except for the fact that you shouldn’t be in there at all.

fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

cuts-over-cuts: gofuckingnuts: I want you all to know that if you ever need to talk, I am here for you. Don’t give up, no matter how hard things look, there is always a solution, things do get better. There are thousands of people out there who

fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME goats are a government

shadowoftheimpendingdoom: Nintendo fans are metal as fuck

kaumnyakte:natalieironside:Taxonomy is fucked up. You start out at “This is how our animal friends are classified and how they’re related to each other :)” and then you dip one inch below the surface and you get “There’s

rennigann: UUuhh i had a lot of seasalt trio drawings from various origin but these are the only.. intelligible ones. There’s like. One other I’ll post after I clean er up eventually. let me tell you how easy it is for me to get my xion/shion mixed

fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

anorexic-cutters: likeabossandshit: I want you all to know that if you ever need to talk, I am here for you. Don’t give up, no matter how hard things look, there is always a solution, things do get better. There are thousands of people out there

gofuckingnuts: I want you all to know that if you ever need to talk, I am here for you. Don’t give up, no matter how hard things look, there is always a solution, things do get better. There are thousands of people out there who are willing to listen

A little reminder to love the skin you’re in and to stop comparing yourself to others. There’s something amazing about how each of us are different in our own way. Just like you, I to get caught up in the hype of picking out my own flaws.

troublefindsme: “If you have a dream, fight for it. If there’s a discipline for passion, it’s not about how many times you get rejected or fall down or beaten up. It’s about how many times you stand up and are brave. It’s not about winning.

fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

bunnies-and-porn: rickyhitler: Birds are so lame. There they are, up at the crack of dawn screaming “i haven’t died over night and that makes me strong. Have sex with me please” How desperate can you get I never realised me and birds had so much

penutbutterqueen: neoncat666: until-noel: fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING

fitnessgyro: thinspocean: acceleratedfitness: no matter how far you are from your goal, dont give up. keep working hard and keep your mind set on reaching it. It will be well worth it when you get there. GOOD LORD Lmfao

theironbullshit: neoncat666: until-noel: fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN

poinko replied to your post: anonymous said:How do you feel ab… homestuck fandom gets those two definitions mixed up QUITE A BIT I KNOW RIGHT LMAO there are people who don’t know what the definition of a headcanon is, its insane we need

fitnessgyro: thinspocean: acceleratedfitness: no matter how far you are from your goal, dont give up. keep working hard and keep your mind set on reaching it. It will be well worth it when you get there. GOOD LORD Lmfao

mihlayn: are cafeterias a real thing like do those actually exist in america you just line up and get given gross food and then eat in the same room as your entire school??? if that happened at my school there’d be a riot imagine how loud that would

officialdragonflora: The Dragnflora have hatched and look how cute they are! In just a few days they’ll be up for adoption! You’ll be able to get yours over the weekend. (starting friday but there is no end date) Fun Fact: When dragonflora are small

tiedupsexy2:At the boundcon there are some exhibitors where you can experience how it is to be tied up. You do not know in advance, how or how long you’re going to be tied up. She hoped to get tied up for 30 minutes in a rope tie, so she could try to

fuffuster: has anyone ever stopped to think about what ridiculous animals goats are like WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID YOU EVEN GET UP THERE ARE THESE ANIMALS EVEN REAL ????? ?? ? ???????// SOMEONE FUCKING EXPLAIN THIS SHIT TO ME

infiniteragequit: sothisistherapy: ericfvckingharris: Growing up in an abusive household is a fucking trip dude……If you’ve never had someone angrily wash a dish at you or fold a sock in your direction then how are you gonna understand why I get

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